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The mucus produced by the glands of the endocervical epithelium, ensuring an appropriate pH surrounding the cervical os. Not to be confused with vaginal secretions.

Dr Smith : As you can see through the speculum Dr Brown, this patient has a considerable mucoid cervical discharge.

Dr Brown : Fucking hell, that's a bucket-fanny if I ever saw one. She's got cuntsnot like treacle.

cuntsnot by Captain Goatse February 8, 2009

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cuntsnot

smegma that drips from a twat.

I would have gone down on her until I saw that huge nasty blob of cuntsnot.

cuntsnot by anonymous February 21, 2004

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cunt snot

Really thick lubricant that comes out of a females cunt when she creams herself. Usually has a distinctive odor for males to know that its time to insert the warm beefinto the taco!

"My cunt snot came out when I saw John Mayer take his shirt off. Hopefully he will want to bang backstage."

cunt snot by K-Sizzle J May 10, 2006

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Cuntsnatchfellations

A congratulatory response from one bloke to another, usually with regard to a story of sexual endeavour.

"You got a hand-job from Monique under the table DURING the meeting? Cuntsnatchfellations."

Cuntsnatchfellations by chope February 20, 2009

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cuntsloth

1)a vagina which rides a dick at sloth-like speeds

2)an idiot and slow retard that enjoys being idiotic, slow and retarded.

she was riding my dick using the cuntsloth technique

stop being such an idiotic retard you cuntsloth

cuntsloth by slothcunts July 1, 2008

cuntsnatch

Mark's favorite insult.

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?

cuntsnatch by Mark August 17, 2003

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cuntsnatcher

Someone (commonly a heterosexual male or homosexual female) who is extraordinarily gifted in the art of obtaining cunt...females...snatching if you will.

Cuntsnatcher; Cuntsnatching; Cuntsnatch; Cuntsnatched - Billy was a dope when he was younger...but since he spent all that time in Europe he's turned into quite the little cuntsnatcher.

Damn ma, Kelly sure did get cuntsnatched by them boys.

cuntsnatcher by Witbomb October 10, 2011

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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