Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 06, 2016

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Cuntfused

As clueless as a woman

im so fucking cuntfused

by Adam Handy / Rooster May 08, 2007

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Confused because you are a woman.

"That woman with the power tool was very cuntfused."

by thethirdhnc July 30, 2009

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Cuntfusion

1. "To fuse cunts together". A slang term for the lesbian postion, scissoring.

2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.

1. Jack: I went down to the brothel the other day and saw some lesbians into some serious cuntfusion.

2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.

by nieksjd January 13, 2009

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Cuntfuse

Verb; To call the girl you're banging by another woman's name.

"Major mishap with that chic from next door bro. I totally got cuntfused or something and called her my ex's name while I was banging it out. Needless to say, she left before my grand finale."

by alockbox April 02, 2009

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