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cuntifer 

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.
I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!
cuntifer by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018

cuntifery 

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.
Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.
cuntifery by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015

cuntiferous 

Adjective
1. Cunty, having cunt-like qualities.
2. Of, or pertaining to, bumpy-chinned lesbians, esp. those having red hair and a problem with alcohol.
"Meredith, cease your cuntiferous ways and get on with your work!"

"Pam, don't you find Angela a bit cuntiferous?"
"Yes, a bit, but not nearly so much as Meredith."
cuntiferous by Lindsey and Chris October 25, 2006

cuntference

A meeting of cunts - male or female; A conference you don't want to be at or involved with; if your boss is a cunt and you have to meet with her/him; a showdown of cunts
My boss is a cunt and I have to meet with her. It's going to be a cuntference;
I have to go to a cuntference with my boss.
cuntference by Mozery January 30, 2015
i custafered your moms ass last night
custafer by jermo April 23, 2004

Cuntiferous 

An Adjective used to emphasize a person or things tendency to act like a cunt , or bring to light that person or things generally cunty nature.
After i had been acting like an asshole for a week , my girlfriend evened the odds by acting like a cuntiferous beast.
Cuntiferous by Dicker Down May 2, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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