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cunt-spastic 

Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.
Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic
cunt-spastic by DampDavy April 24, 2020
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spastic cunt 

A spastic cunt is when someone is being a spas and a cunt at the same time
Anaya and Paris are the biggest spastic cunts ive ever seen
spastic cunt by Jizz Nuggets November 9, 2017

Spastic Cunt 

When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time
"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"
Spastic Cunt by Spastic Cunt November 24, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008