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cunt-spastic 

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Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.
Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic
cunt-spastic by DampDavy April 24, 2020
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spastic cunt 

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A spastic cunt is when someone is being a spas and a cunt at the same time
Anaya and Paris are the biggest spastic cunts ive ever seen
spastic cunt by Jizz Nuggets November 9, 2017

Spastic Cunt 

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When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time
"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"
Spastic Cunt by Spastic Cunt November 24, 2022

Spastic shit cunt 

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Spastic shit cunt by Alan Batros November 17, 2023
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