A process in which a male uses his thumb to uppercut a women's vagina as a means of discipline/punishment.
*Note*: Smaller women cuntthumbered by stronger men might even be raised up off the ground and slammed back down. If paralysis occurs, the male is to engage in intercourse straight away and then ejaculate onto her now emotionless face.
What??!! No dinner tonight??!! You know what, I think it time for a Carolina cuntthumber don't you??!! Caroooolinaaaa CUNTTHUMBERRRR!!!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!