Skip to main content

cunt swaggler 

1) a female who cunt blocks her friends
2) a term of endearment
3) someone who is always late for her period
1) Dude, Jessica was such a cunt swaggler last night.
2) Whose a good little cunt swaggler?
3) Maybe if that cunt swaggler was on the pill I could bust in her.
cunt swaggler by amlzzzzz April 6, 2010
Words you can keep

cunt swaggler 

someone what holds cum in their mouth for a prolonged period for no real reason. they claim they do this for the nutritional value, however they will later store this for the next cum drought. This way they will have a monopoly on cum.
stop correcting my grammar you cunt swaggler

Cunt Swaggle 

The act of eating a girl out until the point of female ejaculation. The next step would to be taking the vaginal secretions and swishing them around in your mouth (Like mouthwash) and spitting them out onto female subject.
We were totally getting jiggy, then she was turned off by my cunt swaggle skills, and I was like bitch youz crazy.
Cunt Swaggle by mymomiscool January 11, 2011

cunt swagger 

A VERY offensive term to describe A man, or any other person, who wears the skin of a woman over his own, such as to where his penis is sticking through the vaginal hole. (referenced from a serial killer)
"That cunt swagger killed all those women! " or " Jeepers Creepers was such a fricken cunt swagger!"
cunt swagger by Bob Kallady June 6, 2007

fucking cuntswaggler

A fucking cuntswaggler is someone that wonders around in one's cunt. We use the word "fucking" to add more emphasis into the insult.
What do you mean you lost the keys you fucking cuntswaggler?!
fucking cuntswaggler by El Sensai November 17, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Next