to smash ones cunt with a fist, penis, foot, head, bat, etc...
aka: cunt puncher, punch fuck
similar to: clown punch, turkey punch
aka: cunt puncher, punch fuck
similar to: clown punch, turkey punch
by Charlie Muurphy September 8, 2005
Get the cunt smash mug.When you piss someone off so bad, they would usually come over to you and say "i'll smash you cunt". Often used with "ya" instead of "you?
by Spendigitty dawg November 4, 2019
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Fuck, I can't find my keys, "Cunt Smasher!"
Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
by the_lovely_little_tooth_fairy November 20, 2010
Get the Cunt Smasher mug."After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".
by AGB October 12, 2007
Get the cunt-smashed mug.A heavily armed interpretive sex dancer, with a poorly hidden agenda, but not nipples. Essentially a medieval love porcupine. See instructions below to have mind blown, and ladies, prepare for a virtual "cunt smashing"; eye protection advised.
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After the show, "Cunt Smasher" was kind enough to smash my cunt beyond all but dental recognition. I'm still picking up the peices, and I needed multiple blood transfusions; but my lord was it worth it.
by Imperial Meatballs July 31, 2018
Get the Cunt Smasher mug.Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.
"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"
"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"
"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"
by pringles978 January 11, 2009
Get the cunt smasher mug.Cuntsmanship- the act of being a cunt or the art of being proficiently skilled in sexual intercourse
That man's cuntsmanship is next level (sexual meaning )
The general cuntsmanship he is displaying makes it difficult for us to hang out ( being a cunt)
The general cuntsmanship he is displaying makes it difficult for us to hang out ( being a cunt)
by Master Bing May 31, 2019
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