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A phrase used to express anger and frustration.

Also describes a guy who enjoys rough sex.
Fuck, I can't find my keys, "Cunt Smasher!"

Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
by the_lovely_little_tooth_fairy November 16, 2010
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.
That cuntsmasher made her bleed real bad.
by Ciaran Murray May 31, 2007
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Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.
"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"

"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"
by pringles978 February 05, 2008
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A heavily armed interpretive sex dancer, with a poorly hidden agenda, but not nipples. Essentially a medieval love porcupine. See instructions below to have mind blown, and ladies, prepare for a virtual "cunt smashing"; eye protection advised.

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After the show, "Cunt Smasher" was kind enough to smash my cunt beyond all but dental recognition. I'm still picking up the peices, and I needed multiple blood transfusions; but my lord was it worth it.
by Imperial Meatballs July 31, 2018
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