cunt scarf

A skirt so high it looks more like a scarf.
An insult.

"Do you have any skirts that are more cunt scarf than this?"
"You cunt scarf."

by Chris Kirk March 29, 2005

Cunt scarf

A short skirt that keeps only your cunt covered and warm.

Pointing at a short skirt someone might say "Is that keeping your cunt warm? That's so short it's just a cunt scarf"

by Terrified and Afraid September 11, 2010