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cunt punched 

An act where you or another bitch gets punched with no regret in your tight vagina
My mom found out I was doing meth so she cunt punched me really hard
cunt punched by Doodle scooble June 27, 2016
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thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.
She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.
thunder punched cunt by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Cunt puncher 

When your doing a girl, and she says "i'm cumming" you pull out and punch her right in the cunt!
Cunt puncher by Burpnsmile April 9, 2004

cunt-puncher 

One that punches cunts, used in place of more overused insults like douche, asshole etc.
"Matt Deegan is such a cunt-puncher dude."

"I agree he really licks anus."
cunt-puncher by Ian E. Campbell September 10, 2008

cunt puncher 

"Cunt Puncher" is basically a slang term for FISTING. A "CUNT PUNCHER" is the dominant party who does the actual "cunt punching"(fisting). Fisting is when you literally fit your fist into someone's vag or ass and use it for penetration. In this particular forinstance, this act can apply to straight, lesbian, or trans sex.
Example 1:
Jodi loved to fist girls all the time at her boarding school. That's why when she turned 18 she had "CUNT PUNCHER" tattooed on her arm!

Example 2:
Jason came twice before he decided to use his hands on Laura. She was so open he could fit his entire hand up her pussy. Laura clamped down hard around his wrist. He never knew that cunt punching could be so enjoyable!
cunt puncher by FIST MASTER October 21, 2007

Cunt puncher 

One who randomly punches females in the private areas.
Cunt puncher by EC February 4, 2005

cunt puncher 

"Cunt Puncher" is basically a slang term for FISTING. A "CUNT PUNCHER" is the dominant party who does the actual "cunt punching"(fisting). Fisting is when you literally fit your fist into someone's vag or ass and use it for penetration. In this particular for instance, this act can apply to straight, lesbian, or trans sex.
Example 1:
Jodi loved to fist girls all the time at her boarding school. That's why when she turned 18 she had "CUNT PUNCHER" tattooed on her arm!

Example 2:
Jason came twice before he decided to use his hands on Laura. She was so open he could fit his entire hand up her pussy. Laura clamped down hard around his wrist. He never knew that cunt punching could be so enjoyable!
cunt puncher by FIST MASTER October 21, 2007
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