cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

cunt pocket by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

cuntrocket

A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.

Can also be used as an insult.

My cuntrocket fucking pwnd you, bitch.
"Look at that emo!" "I know, what a cuntrocket."

cuntrocket by Master Cuntrocket July 29, 2008

Cuntrocket

A cuntrocket is what Santa lights at the end of a parade. Typically bottle rockets lit out of a vagina.

My that was a fantastic display of cuntrockets at the 1st annual 3rd of July parade.

Cuntrocket by guy663843471 July 6, 2011

cuntrocket

A tactless, passive aggressive, dumbfuck of a person.

"Alex told everyone that I got fired from my job, ugh such a cuntrocket"

cuntrocket by cyal82 January 5, 2014

Cuntrocket

You first need to retrieve a dildo with balls attached on the bottom. Second, you need to retrieve a girl and have her do a handstand naked. After that, slowly stuff the dildo (balls end first) into her vagina. Not too far in though or else you will ruin the trick. After you get the dildo in, grab both legs and move them back and forth while she is still handstanding to gain pressure inside the pussy or cunt in this instance. After enough pressure is gained, punch her in the gut as hard as you can and the dildo will come flying through the air appearing as ..well what do you know! A ROCKET! followed by a stream of vaginal bile.

Me and Kelli got bored so i made her handstand and we showed everyone the old cuntrocket trick.

Cuntrocket by cun7slayer666 December 9, 2008

cuntrocket

A cunt who won't shut the fuck up, spewing words out of her mouth like a rocket's propellant coming out while taking off.

1st guy: Tell that cunt to SHUT THE FUCK UP
cunt: continues talking like people care about what she has to say
2nd guy:Shut your goddamned mouth you fuckin' CUNTROCKET

cuntrocket by Al Pacino8i98 July 14, 2010

cuntrocket

A piece of paper at the bottom of your pocket that you cant ever seem to get

cuntrockets enrage me

cuntrocket by gentili March 25, 2005