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cunt kit 

The kit bought from Halfords or similar motorist's chain store designed to make a modern car look stupid. Preferred modification of choice by Burberry capped townies. Usually involves body coloured 'skirts', and a large and pointless spoiler. Most commonly found on Citroen Saxos, Vauxhall Corsas and Ford Kas.
"Look at the cunt kit on that car."
cunt kit by SPF December 12, 2003
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Kitty cunt 

Someone who is acting like a little wuss or has the attitude of a mean child.
John whined about coming to the party; he is such a kitty cunt.
Kitty cunt by troygtf December 17, 2008

soup kitchen cunt 

A sweaty, greasy oompa-loompa (see willy wonka movie) style female, all races inclusive, who thinks she is queen of the kitchen. Usually found fondalling the food in a cheap city restaurant kitchen. Hairy ears a bonus
Hey, did you see that soup kitchen cunt lift her greasy hair off the grille....nice food all the same!

Kitty Cunt 

A girl, under the age of 10, who is acting like a complete cunt.
MY little cousin is a Kitty Cunt.
Kitty Cunt by Raked January 10, 2008

Kitty cunt 

Your friend's cat that acts like a complete whore.
Mikayla's cat is such a Kitty Cunt. He learned it from Mikayla, too.

Kitty cunt 

Kitty cunt : a kinky female lesbian whom has a fetish’s dire for the male species to eat her Pussy leave her with an adrenaline rush
My gay best friend is a “kitty cunt”because she liked when my boyfriend ate her Pussy during out erotic threesome
Kitty cunt by Fussy Dino arms August 19, 2019

Kitchen cunt 

A slur towards extremely sexist woman. Not to be used as a generalization or for misogynistic purposes and only applies to woman who are extraordinarily sexist towards men.
That kitchen cunt on tiktok who was exposed for falsifying a rape accusation against her ex is preaching "kill all men" because she has daddy issues and feels the need to project it onto all men.
Kitchen cunt by 36368876 February 28, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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