cunt grunt

a queef or vaginal fart

After sex, sally let out a cunt grunt.

by jesus frog October 20, 2010

cunt grunt

1. A fanny fart.
2. An insult.

1. Fuck me Sarah that was a beastin Cunt Grunt.
2. Bob your such a Cunt Grunt

by Dean Frame June 21, 2006

Cunt Grunt

The cunt grunt is very much like it's sister word, qweef with the cunt grunt being a more masculine of the, yet still all female. The cunt grunt is something the male partner will experience as he gets deeper into his relationship with the one who grunts the cunt

Yo,you and Ole girl been together for a while way past that honeymoon phase almost in the no more sex portion, you should try to enjoy her cunt grunt. She trusts you and maybe you won't have to go through cut off no sex part.

by Thorbo February 2, 2023

Grunt Cunt

A woman who only dates men in service I. E. Army, Navy, Marines, etc.

Megan is a grunt cunt because she only goes out with army men for every relationship.

by M3ganm0nst3r April 21, 2014

Military Grunt Cunt

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

by EmJayee October 5, 2017

cuntgrunt

an alternative to fanny fart but alot more more amusing

everything was going well until the cuntgrunt started, I lost my focus

by frankgrimey February 11, 2008

Cuntrunt

Although mistakenly used today to describe all manner of women's play things and several races of newborn children, the Cuntrunt has its origins in 1940s Switzerland. A number of medical and theraputic revolutions were happening in this time, including operative LSD clinics, and exploits into "Parageinocology." The Cuntrunt was fashioned and sold by one such ParaGeino as a theraputic tool for pregnant women. Since they were so loose, the women required a little more girth in their massagers. Hence the first Cuntrunt was born from rather inexpensive wood and at first they were not properly shelacked, hence a horrible sliver scandal.
In present day the Cuntrunt has swept the globe and comes in many colors and materials, recognizable by their minimum girth of ten centemeters and their infant shape.
The Cuntrunt even crosses economic boundries, with poorer women using those dolls you fill with warm water, and the wealthier ones having a talented "Runtman" carve a ham into a baby shape, systematically heating and reheating for optimal sweatiness.

Why that's a fine Cuntrunt, who's the lucky mother?

by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004