cunt crust 

The best insult ever. Just imagine the crustiest female area.

Me - Dude, why are you such a cunt crust?

Dude - Oh Steve, I'm so sorry that I'm just not as supercool as you. Please, accept my most sincere apologies.

cunt crust by Steve Lewis April 15, 2004

cunt cluster 

a group (usually two or more) of man utd fans waiting outside the ground to enter

look at that cunt cluster over there,let's go beat their spotty fuckin faces off.......

cunt cluster by dave November 25, 2004

Cluster Cunt 

A group of females whom think they are very funny and cool, when really they all deserve to be in the kitchen making sandwiches.

"Jesus Christ, Bill, look at that cluster cunt over there. NONE of them are making sandwiches!"

Cluster Cunt by Lord W Teezy August 17, 2011

cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"

Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

cunt-munching-cluster-fuck by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011

crusty cunt 

an older woman who acts and dresses like a teenager

Our physical science teacher, with her hooker outfit, is such a crusty cunt!

crusty cunt by butchick September 10, 2004

cum crusted cunt licker 

Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.

That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...

cum crusted cunt licker by John Doe two point O March 17, 2008

Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny

Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap

Crusty Cunt Flaps by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006