Cunt Crab 

A hairy pussy that incases a carb that appon entry of the penis will chop it off. Your dick will thus be stuck in the pussy forever and you will have a vigina.

"Hey Frank, what happened to your penis?"
"That cock juggling thunder cunt whore's cunt crab ate my fucking penis. Now I'm stuck with a vigina... want to fuck?"

Cunt Crab by gerogia desktop December 16, 2008

Crab stuffed cunt 

A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.

My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.

Crab stuffed cunt by Shore side jimmy April 30, 2014

Crab's Cunt 

noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.

This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!

I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.

Crab's Cunt by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022