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1) "Oh cuntyfuck, I appear to have forgotten my car-keys!"

2) "David Beckham is a total cuntyfuck."

cunnymush 

to be important within the gang of droogs.
ay up cunnymush wot you been up to
cunnymush by liam v February 23, 2005

cunnyfuck 

Cunnyfuck when simply a cunt of a person makes a joke that’s actually funny but there still a cunt
Awww man your such a cunnyfuck or really are you just a fucking cunt you’ll never know cunt

Cuntcuntcunt# free the cunt cunt
cunnyfuck by Cunnyfuck May 24, 2018

Cuntmuck 

(noun) is a large amount of heavy menstrual blood. It can also be used as an insult towards individuals you do not like.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude worst sex ever last night."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "Bitch unexpectedly had her period and covered me in cuntmuck"

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Tom spilled beer all over my xbox!"

Guy 2: "What a cuntmuck!"
Cuntmuck by stpdass20 March 3, 2011

Cunnuckery 

Somebody who has committed the acts that are labeled under heinous, piggish, childish, betrayal
"Oh man let me tell you what, Harry was committing some seriously grade A Cunnuckery last night"
Cunnuckery by Cunnuckery September 22, 2015

Cunnymush 

Name given to one who has a face full of lady juice after extensive cunnilingus.

Also used as a mild curse in place of shit or damn
Hey Cunnymush, wipe your face and give me a kiss.
Cunnymush by Droog_Uk March 12, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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