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some one with a tiny penis who cant please a women or man
ur dad is a cunkold
cunkold by zccfbbjm December 1, 2009
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Cuckold Voyeur

Someone that enjoys watching their spouse have sex with another person.
I enjoy watching my wife have sex with her lover making me a, cuckold voyeur.

Cuckold Creampie 

A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.
She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.
Cuckold Creampie by Learning is power November 17, 2014

Concert Cuckold 

a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.
Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!
Concert Cuckold by GunslingerX February 17, 2009

Closet Cuckold 

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.
Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.
Closet Cuckold by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015

cuckolding 

When a man watches his wife or girlfriend have sex with another man.
Ted got really turned on when thinking about his wife cuckolding with another man.
cuckolding by Raratan April 21, 2016

Cuckold Tears 

The pre-cum which oozes from a cuckold husband's erect penis while watching his wife having sex with another man. This is a sign of his acceptance, approval (not that it is necessary), and overwhelming happiness seeing his wife fulfill her role of Hotwife.
As Monica was giving oral to her lover (i.e. Bull) she glanced back at her nude husband and noticing the pre-cum, cuckold tears, seeping from his erect penis
Cuckold Tears by jventera June 26, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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