cumtash 

to wipe ones juice cap across the top lip of the person who has just brought one to climax through oral sex, leavin a cumtash of execess semen.can be mistaken for a slug/snail trail.

haha.. im serious bruv, i bolted in her mouth and she did well to swallow , but i still could not resesit on givin her a good thick cumtash.. i laughed , she did not. we are no longer are together.. bitch

cumtash by Yesticles the crab fisherman September 9, 2006

cumtastrophe 

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.

1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.

cumtastrophe by Red Baron December 16, 2004

Cumtastic 

so amazingly overwhelming, that it is orgasmic.

Oh my god this is soooooo cumtastic!!!!!!

Cumtastic by ME!! February 22, 2005

Cumtastic 

So immensely fantastic & sexy, it will make you cum.

This new movie is just cumtastic!

Cumtastic by Camradal November 30, 2003

cumtastic 

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

cumtastic by samuel adams January 27, 2005

cuntashae 

A cuntashae is a woman who acts posh and rich to disguise for her nasty vagina hidden underneath her disposable underwear.

ron: that lady who just walked into hugo boss stunk off fish.
harry: she must be quite the cuntashae!

cuntashae by ken912 June 30, 2009

cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

cumtastical by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013