cumflake

After ejaculation, cum that sits on your skin, dries up and eventually flakes off.

An hour after nailing my wife, I took a piss and scratched a huge cumflake off my stomach!

by THEEYANKEEFAN February 5, 2009

Cumflakes

Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .

“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.

I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.

by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013