cumbernauld

A failed nuclear experiment now populated by zombies, junkies and neds. High teen birthrate and stabbing capital of the central belt combined with a stinking town centre Cumbernauld is probably the most disgusting area in Scotland. Also home to some of the worlds most formidable young teams, such as Abronhills violent “AYT” and of course their bitter rivals, the “CYF” of nearby Carbrain. Good diss tracks though.

If you fancy keeping your head on your shoulders, don’t visit Cumbernauld

cumbernauld by Seng@ December 30, 2019

Cumbernauld Sausage 

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.

I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!

Cumbernauld Sausage by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014

Cumbernauld Sausage 

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.

That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.

Cumbernauld Sausage by Dusky Seaside September 7, 2013

Cumbernauldnl.info 

Cumbernauldnl.info is meant to be Cumbernauld's local site.

It lists stuff about Cumbernauld and can be quite interesting.

When I've got a minute I look at it, here:
www.cumbernauldnl.info

Cumbernauldnl.info is a local website thingy

Cumbernauldnl.info by catafuckingtack May 9, 2011

Benedict cumberbald 

A Benedict cumberbald is where during intercourse you shave your partners head and rub horse semen on their head while simultaneously putting a lava lamp all the way up your rectum

Me and Larry had a Benedict cumberbald last week, it felt great.

Benedict cumberbald by Benedict cumberbald May 29, 2023