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cumgargoyle
Coined circa 2005 by Peter "scat" Erwin, cumgargoyle loosely refers to a promiscuous, and usually, not particularly attrative woman (see gunt) who, in a failed attempt to satisfy her semen releasing companion (beastiality not excluded), chokes on the aformentioned semen and spits it out, gargoyle style.
cumgargoyle by farha1 January 12, 2009
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cumgargoyle
A girl who puts out easily, and in 5 minutes chokes on your jizz and spits it back similarly to a gargoyle spitting water.
cumgargoyle by Petey the thug January 12, 2009
Cumbargoed
Charlotte cumbargoed her lover for a week before he was allowed to bury his cock inside of her wet cunt lips to cum.
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Cumbargoed by NoBush January 9, 2018
CumGargoyleStyle
That stingray coochie always makes me CumGargoyleStyle.
CumGargoyleStyle by R0TTING CORPSE October 26, 2011
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