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cum-sock 

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.
Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!
cum-sock by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

Cum Sock 

A sock that you bust a fat one in and can be used for multiple of times but it will be noticeable because when your load dries, the harder then sock is.
-Hey Ronnie, why is your sock rock hard?
-Oh, that's my cum sock!
-EW WHAT THE FUCK.
Cum Sock by Lemuppet May 31, 2020

Cum Sock 

A type of sock that is not used for foot wear and is instead used to release semen into it and save for a lter time.
You: Hey man, you wil never believe what happened! I accidentally put on my cum socj instead of my real one!
Other guy: Dude that's nasty... You should really store your cum sock somewhere safe.
Cum Sock by TasteOfFURY May 26, 2018

cum sock 

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
I gave my boyfriend a cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.
cum sock by veronica_lickthepink December 30, 2008

Cum Sock 

cum sock: your secret cum sock that you hide in under your bed. If your mother finds this she will send you to military school. Your stepsister wears this sock on her gear during sex and empties her snot on it. This sock has a very special place in your heart and if you lose it then you are going to cut off your pp. If you cut off your pp then your step sister will no longer like you and call you a dickless pussy. This makes you sad so you suck your best friends pp and it tastes like your cum sock and now you are sad. This is really just a plot of the government and they filmed you having anal sex with you cousin and they put it on PornHub. Now you are a famous porn star and the government gets 69% of your income without you knowing. You become homeless and start sucking more pp on the streets. You make your way up in the ranks of street pp sucking and now you become the lord of pps. Since you are the lord of pps you go back on to pornhub and you become instantly famous but the Soviet Union was making fake porn videos And were making more money then you were and so u started crying and grew your pp back. Then your step sister came back and you made Russian pornos with the sock on your step sisters head once again and you are reunited with your true found Alabama love.
Billy: Jimmys, your step sister looks really sexy in that cum sock
Jimmy: I know you should see her in bed with that thing on
Cum Sock by Free salsa March 23, 2020

cum sock 

Its a sock of cum
i ate my cum sock
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