A person who has teeth that are either normal/yellower colors, and has bits of bright white chunks on some parts of his teeth.
2 kids are in a middle of an argument.
Kid #1- "dude your the stupidest kid ive ever seen"
Kid #2- "i guess but you got cum tooth"
Kid #1- "im speechless, why so personal"
Kid #2- "sorry, its the truth though"
Kid #1- "dude your the stupidest kid ive ever seen"
Kid #2- "i guess but you got cum tooth"
Kid #1- "im speechless, why so personal"
Kid #2- "sorry, its the truth though"
by Luke Lay March 17, 2008
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I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
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An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
by MattBomb October 11, 2009
Get the Cum Tooter mug.(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.
Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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