cum lasher

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The guy that whips the little Chinese boys in the sweatshops, and as a result, ejaculates hard, often resulting in products being sprinkled with cum.

“What’s your dream job”

“I want to be a cum lasher”

cum lasher by Zamburger April 19, 2024

laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

laser-cum by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

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Cumlashes

A chick that has fake eyelashes attached that serve no purpose other than to attract a male, and be cummed on.

Cumlashes come in various lengths, the longer the cumlash the more desperate the chick.

Man, did you see Deepika's cumlashes last night? She was definitely out to get frosted.

Cumlashes by Dandelero August 16, 2019

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cumslasher

one (usually a slutty ho) who sucks a dick so hard that the penis gets ripped and the cum is slashed out of it

that hooker sharise is a real cumslasher titty bitch

cumslasher by thizzleonmynizzle August 25, 2006

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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