cum lasher 

The guy that whips the little Chinese boys in the sweatshops, and as a result, ejaculates hard, often resulting in products being sprinkled with cum.

“What’s your dream job”

“I want to be a cum lasher”

cum lasher by Zamburger April 19, 2024

laser-cum 

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

laser-cum by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

Cumlashes

A chick that has fake eyelashes attached that serve no purpose other than to attract a male, and be cummed on.

Cumlashes come in various lengths, the longer the cumlash the more desperate the chick.

Man, did you see Deepika's cumlashes last night? She was definitely out to get frosted.

Cumlashes by Dandelero August 16, 2019

cumslasher

one (usually a slutty ho) who sucks a dick so hard that the penis gets ripped and the cum is slashed out of it

that hooker sharise is a real cumslasher titty bitch

cumslasher by thizzleonmynizzle August 25, 2006