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cum insulation 

Cum insolation: The result of swallowing way too much gizz, caused by you thinking that it would keep you warmer during the winter:. Used as an insult to someones weight or sexuality........Alaskan bitches!
Cum in-so-lay-shun
"Babe, i can't tonight. I have some cum insulation in my ass i think... you wanna try anal instead?"

"That ugly whore has so much cum insulation that her belly buttonis lower than her beltline!! She will seriously suck your dick for $15 bucks!!......(Rachel)
cum insulation by Demonicshroom August 7, 2006
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Cum Inflation 

Cum inflation is when a male/female (mostly in fiction) are ejaculated into in such great volume that their stomachs start to distend/expand. This can be done orally, vaginal, or anal.

This tends to happen mostly in hentai and furry pornography due to it's impossibility in real life. It is also common that the person's breasts and buttocks start to swell (inflate) with semen as well. This is due to the highly fetishised nature of the subject matter.
"Hay tomson! Do you see this crazy picture that I've found on the internet, it looks like a Fox man with a huge penis is cumming into a huge pregnant girl!"

"She's not pregnant, it is a Cum Inflation picture!"

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026