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cum crusted cunt licker 

Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.
That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...

yellow crusted cum-bubble 

A new bird species discovered in Washington, D.C.

Named so for it's uncanny resemblance to Trump's hair style.
Hey, is that a Yellow Crusted Cum-Bubble nesting on Trump's head, or does he look that way intentionally?