cum cloth 

A rag used to wipe up cum after a sexual escapade. Depending on intensity and residue, the cum cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. Some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.

"It's a heavy load, Meg, I'm gonna need a cum cloth."

"Oh, Larry."

Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!

You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.

cum cloth by Aww Snap! March 4, 2010

cum cloth 

a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge

Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk

cum cloth by mike January 6, 2004

cum cloth 

1. a cloth used to clean out cum
2. same thing as a douchebag
3. a different way to call someone a douchebag

3. girl: god kyle, you're such a douchebag!
kyle: no, my roommate is a douchebag
girl: well then, you're a cum cloth
roommate: yes! cum cloth! that is soo your nickname now!
>>everyone laughs...except kyle, 'cause he is a cum cloth<<

cum cloth by crock & s dawg November 3, 2006

Bungee cum clot 

When hisokas bungee cum becomes too much and gets stuck like a boner kinda in a way but like then the cum can’t come out so yeah

At the mere sight of gon,hisoka was already experiencing a bungee cum clot

Bungee cum clot by L’s toe sucker September 1, 2022

cum clot 

What you get when you don't piss for a while after sex. Sometimes results in a little bleeding.

Damn, I fucked this skanky ho and a few hours later I tried to piss, but I had painful cum clots that hurt like a bastard.

cum clot by Steve (from near Denver) January 21, 2006

cum clot 

an exceptionally stupid stump of a person, a human speed bump

"Did you see that moron cum clot walk out in front of oncoming rush hour traffic?"

cum clot by tah-dard! September 22, 2011

cum clothes 

a term used to describe the clothes worn while masturbating, only to be thrown into the laundry once you have showered.

i had to start the laundry machine a soon as i busted. didn’t want anyone to see my cum clothes!

cum clothes by pseudomonk October 25, 2020