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A rag used to wipe up cum after a sexual escapade. Depending on intensity and residue, the cum cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. Some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.

"It's a heavy load, Meg, I'm gonna need a cum cloth."

"Oh, Larry."

Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!

You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.

cum cloth by Aww Snap! March 4, 2010

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cum cloth

a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge

Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk

cum cloth by mike January 6, 2004

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cum cloth

1. a cloth used to clean out cum
2. same thing as a douchebag
3. a different way to call someone a douchebag

3. girl: god kyle, you're such a douchebag!
kyle: no, my roommate is a douchebag
girl: well then, you're a cum cloth
roommate: yes! cum cloth! that is soo your nickname now!
>>everyone laughs...except kyle, 'cause he is a cum cloth<<

cum cloth by crock & s dawg November 3, 2006

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Bungee cum clot

When hisokas bungee cum becomes too much and gets stuck like a boner kinda in a way but like then the cum can’t come out so yeah

At the mere sight of gon,hisoka was already experiencing a bungee cum clot

Bungee cum clot by L’s toe sucker September 1, 2022

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cum clot

What you get when you don't piss for a while after sex. Sometimes results in a little bleeding.

Damn, I fucked this skanky ho and a few hours later I tried to piss, but I had painful cum clots that hurt like a bastard.

cum clot by Steve (from near Denver) January 21, 2006

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cum clot

an exceptionally stupid stump of a person, a human speed bump

"Did you see that moron cum clot walk out in front of oncoming rush hour traffic?"

cum clot by tah-dard! September 22, 2011

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cum clothes

a term used to describe the clothes worn while masturbating, only to be thrown into the laundry once you have showered.

i had to start the laundry machine a soon as i busted. didn’t want anyone to see my cum clothes!

cum clothes by pseudomonk October 25, 2020

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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