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cum blasted lobster loads 

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.
You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler 

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

Cum Blaster 

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.
She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.
Cum Blaster by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Cum Blaster 

One who blasts a lot of cum, ie, comes a lot
That bitch is a cum blaster, i was soaked after i ate her out
Cum Blaster by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005

Cum Blaster 

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face
i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her
Cum Blaster by Matt September 23, 2003

Cum Blaster 

When you’re balls deep in a bitch and you unleash three days of sperm production on the tip of your own condom
Johnny: Last night I was balls deep in Martha and she told me to give her the cum blaster

Noah: Holy shit dude I bet you hadn’t jacked off for days too.
Cum Blaster by BigTitsBigDick October 20, 2018