cuddlyhump

The action of poking your cuddling partner with your erect penis until she agrees to do something with it. The best course of action to take after developing a cuddlylump

I was so tired last night but i couldn't sleep because he kept cuddlyhumping me with his cuddlylump so i just gave in and blew him.

by Cuddlyhump December 13, 2015

Cuddlehump

When a friendly cuddle turns ugly.

"We were just laying there cuddling and watching a movie when he decided to cuddlehump me!"

by sondycat February 26, 2009

cuddlefump

when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'

You should stop cuddlefumping Aoife, it's really bad for you

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

Cuddlympics

An ultimate marathon of cuddling, which can only be attended by true Cuddle Champs

You have to be a very lucky guy/girl to be invited back to the Cuddlympics every Saturday and Sunday morning.

by cougarcub September 24, 2009