cuddleporn

noun.
Stories (usually fictional) that are basically love stories that makes you say "aww!". They don't necessarily have to have any sex in it.

"Do you like cuddleporn?"
"I read the sweetest story online! I have to show it to you!"

cuddleporn by Cuphia December 14, 2005

Words you can keep

cuddlepractic

Cuddlepractic is like chiropractic except your partner is the one who squeezes, rubs and cuddles you so hard it gives you a full back, rib or neck adjustment.

My back is so sore tonight baby, can I have a cuddlepractic session to realign my back please.

cuddlepractic by Woody17 October 26, 2020

Related Words

cuddleporn • cuddle horny • cuddlecore • cuddlemonster • cuddlepants • cuddlependency • Cuddleplan Proclamation • cuddlepractic • Cuddlesomnia • cuddleton

cuddlemonster

1. A beautiful girl who's shy but loves to cuddle.
2. A really good cuddler

3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict

"What'd you and Jessie do last night?"

"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"

cuddlemonster by Sydclark19 May 29, 2013

cuddlehorny

When someone, usually a girl, feels an intense need to cuddle, kiss, or hug someone. It may also come with a desire to have their hair played with, or to simply have some sort of semi-romantic to romantic physical contact. It may also go along with feeling horngry.

Girl: Could you come over? I'm feeling really cuddlehorny today...
Boy: Oh hell yes

cuddlehorny by Stormy the Bored September 25, 2013

cuddlecore

Originally used to jokingly describe the sound of Vancouver, BC punk band cub (sic) and coined by friend Nicolas Bragg. It was meant to be an antithesis to the crotch-rock/clit-rock/riot grrrl/foxcore bands of the early-mid 1990's such as L7, Hole, Bratmobile, The Muffs, et al. Incorrectly used to describe the sound and fashions of other bands.

"Cuddlecor '94" as per the liner notes on their "Come Out, Come Out" album.

cuddlecore by Normers March 10, 2005

cuddlemonster

1.a girl who may look like an intimidating hottie on the outside but on the inside is a giggly lil kiddy full lovey doveys, usually only a boyfriend can see.
2.cute and cuddly.

"That girl seems so serious!" "No way, we've been dating for over a year now, she's the biggest cuddlemonster you'll ever meet."

cuddlemonster by Nicholas Melefsky August 31, 2007

cuddleton

A cuddly creature, whether domestic or wild, possibly a woodland creature.

aww cuddleton you're so fluffy!!

cuddleton by cuddleton July 7, 2008

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

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