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cuddle rape 

v. To sometimes violently cuddle with someone against their consent.
I couldn't sleep, much less breathe, because Adrienne was cuddle raping me all night.
cuddle rape by Tool Chest July 31, 2005
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Cuddle Rape 

When your significant other doesn't like to cuddle so you wait till they fall asleep and then you spoon with them.
My wife was bitching about me touching her because she was hot so after she fell asleep I cuddle raped her ass.
Cuddle Rape by xBobLoblawx November 1, 2012

cuddle rape 

The act of forced cuddling upon an unwilling participant.
"Whenever I'm watching TV with Kelly she always ends up cuddling with me even though I don't want to. I feel like I'm being raped! I'm totally a victim of cuddle rape."
cuddle rape by Meg L. February 6, 2009

Rape cuddle

When someone straddles you and cuddles you forcefully
My friends cornered me and made me cuddle with them when I didn't want to aka rape cuddle
Rape cuddle by Gabs2017 July 11, 2015

cuddle raper 

A man/woman who violates another man/woman by cuddling them when they are not aware/willing of being cuddled
"I was passed out on the hospital stretcher and when I woke up he was laying next to me, he was such a cuddle raper!"
cuddle raper by Uniqwa July 16, 2008

cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

Cuddlerape

When you suddenly go from cuddling to doing sexual things, and vice versa, or cuddling and doing sexual things at the same time.
I was really shocked when my boyfriend cuddleraped me last night.
Cuddlerape by FwahnessTrademark September 23, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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