cuddle curtain 

a makeshift device of a sheet/blanket on a rope that goes across your bed. perfect for the college student trying to get some privacy but also trying to get some pussy.

John: Yo Tom could you stop smooshing with your girlfriend, Im trying to get some sleep!

Tom: Sure *pulls cuddle curtain*

cuddle curtain by wangwizard November 18, 2010

cuddle curtain 

a piece of cloth along a string that extends from one post of the bed to the other. when pulled across a private barrier is created. Great for a roomate who wants some privacy or if they want some pussy.

Ravishu: Hey Tom im trying to do my studies and you two are distracting me.

Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*

cuddle curtain by mmcdonald92 November 21, 2010

Curtain Cuddler 

A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay

Wow, Michelle.

Do you really have to spend so much time sucking ass with the boss. You are such a Curtain Cuddler.

Curtain Cuddler by CAAB2010 September 11, 2009