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cuckpuppet

A cuckpuppet is a CNN, MSNBC etc. bullshit consuming liberal cuck that fake outrages over made up bullshit and runs around with rainbow colored hair harassing regular people.

A cuckpuppet is so degenerate, they/them has no brain of theirs own. Instead they/them just regurgitates w/e the newest slogan is thats shitted in their mouth by the MSM media of their choice.

A cuckpuppet is a mindless drone that unconditionally supports any crazy extreme leftist ideology there is, abandoning facts and reason for their base animal instinct of being "part of the herd" and "fighting for a made up cause"

A cuckpuppet is a moron that doesn't realize the fools been played by corporations posing as if they're "woke"
Selena: If the "woke" nonsense continues, then free society as we know it could collapse into an oppressive shithole state.

Barbara: You can thanks the institutions of this country that have turned citizens into cuckpuppets that will go along with w/e bullshit they're told. Repeat a lie enough times and you'll quickly built an army of cuckpuppet lefties that believe it.
cuckpuppet by bumblefumble August 28, 2021
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fuckpuppet 

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.
She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.
fuckpuppet by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003

fuckpuppet 

1. A synonym for "slut". 2. A synonym for "fucktard".
1. Mary is such a fuckpuppet, the whole hockey team had a turn.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.
fuckpuppet by The Mad Steve April 22, 2011

cockpuppet 

tony blair is george bush's cockpuppet.
cockpuppet by shoebomb November 12, 2003

Fuckpuppetry 

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀
She longed to engage in fuckpuppetry with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.
Fuckpuppetry by Puppe April 10, 2015

suckpuppet 

Secondary online identity used primarily to interact in a positive way with its owner's primary online identity.
Donkeytale's suckpuppet hoes everything he sez cuz it's his wigga.
suckpuppet by fritzcat June 16, 2009

Cockpuppet 

A person who is the sexual plaything for a man. Typically a young, nubile, naive girl.
"He's 42; she's 18. She's totally his cockpuppet."

"He played her like his little cockpuppet!"
Cockpuppet by Fozter June 2, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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