Actually, a bacardi & coke with a shard of lime. Takes the boring old standard of rum and coke to a different level. (Whether that level is higher or lower ... you be the judge.)
Mon Cher, please bring me a Cuba Libre whilst I sit here on my lazy ass.
After a night of drinking Bacardi, bowel movements are so distressed that poop comes out in a machine gun likeness.
In this scenario, the famous waterboarding with sparkling water technique of Federal Mexican Police Officers is done in reverse, to mean that it's done in the ass.
I felt like a Mexican Pollock after bending over and doing a Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.