crypto-poor 

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.

He’s crypto-poor. He has a million in doge but lives in a shoebox apartment.

crypto-poor by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021

cryptoporn 

A porn movie with a plot (usually relatively long) which ends up with a short but intensive sex-action.

I am watching cryptoporn at the moment. Damn, my balls will explode if they don't start fucking in seconds!

cryptoporn by mariahcarey1111112 June 15, 2010

Cryptopornography 

1. The action of being on a FaceTime call, skype, or any other form of video call and attempting to have sexual intercourse through the screen. Usually results in awkward moaning, licking of the camera, and possible cock and ball torture.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.

"Hey babe, we should try some cryptoporn together"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"

Cryptopornography by joshsmacks May 20, 2019