crybute

Crying in the remeberance of someone else's pain.

His friends would come by and have a beer while he had his traditional ex-girlfriend crybute.

by The The Guy November 6, 2014

crybate

Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.

Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.

by Supersadface July 27, 2008