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Crotch Campground

Any extremely obvious boner that shows through one's pants and is usually embarrassing to the one who has it.
Good thing I wore jeans yesterday...it would have been a crotch campground if I didn't!
Crotch Campground by lil'Dizz February 8, 2009

camp crotch 

The condition of one's "crotchal" area after a significant amount of time camping without showering.
Shew! After 7 days camping in the backcountry, I have serious camp crotch!
camp crotch by goldbricker July 23, 2015

Camp Crotch 

When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.
So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"

He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
Camp Crotch by Bitchtitties December 17, 2020