crusty shit
crusty shit by bread infection December 28, 2005
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Crusty Shit Hair
It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.
Crusty Shit Hair by Jake Tam June 17, 2008
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Crusty shit hair
it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while
Crusty shit hair by Camels November 15, 2006
shit crust
After you take a deuce and don't wipe you ass properly you have a tendency to create shit crust. This is most noticed when excersizing, you have a burning sensation in the poo hole region. Also caused by having wet farts due to spicy foods.
shit crust by Spence L Is a D-bag June 17, 2006
Crustyscittle
The worst thing known to mankind. Who proceeds to make this wisscitle shall get executed on spot. It's the worst type of wisscitle ever.
Crustyscittle by draziLaDwolleY July 10, 2025
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