crusty shit

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shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

crusty shit by bread infection December 28, 2005

Words you can keep

Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.

Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.

Crusty Shit Hair by Jake Tam June 17, 2008

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

Crusty shit hair by Camels November 15, 2006

shit crust

After you take a deuce and don't wipe you ass properly you have a tendency to create shit crust. This is most noticed when excersizing, you have a burning sensation in the poo hole region. Also caused by having wet farts due to spicy foods.

Dude, I can't keep up this shit crust has lit my ass hole on fire.

shit crust by Spence L Is a D-bag June 17, 2006

Crustyscittle

The worst thing known to mankind. Who proceeds to make this wisscitle shall get executed on spot. It's the worst type of wisscitle ever.

person 1: I'm gonna crustyscittle you.
person 2: kill yourself.

Crustyscittle by draziLaDwolleY July 10, 2025

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026