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crusty crab

When a guy cums all over a girls pubes and the guy gives her crabs!
Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB
crusty crab by Anonymous August 6, 2003

crusty crab

a girl who fucked lots of guys and her crotch is now loose and crusty like form with lots of diseases in her crotch
That crusty crab was very aggressive last night and very easy to do her.
crusty crab by African-Ox January 12, 2011

crusty crab

to have sex with arcadio
to smash white girls hardcore, with crusty dick; crusty crab
crusty crab by niggggggaaaaaa November 15, 2006

Crusty-Crab 

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.
Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.
Crusty-Crab by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

the crusty crab 

A: Is this the Krusty Krab

B: No this is Patrick

A: Is this the Crusty Crab

B: lmao yes thank you
the crusty crab by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017

crusty crabs 

when you dont wipe your butt good enough
your butt itches when you dont wipe it good enough
crusty crabs by Mike Andrews October 20, 2003
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