crusty crabs

when you dont wipe your butt good enough

your butt itches when you dont wipe it good enough

by Mike Andrews October 21, 2003

Crusty Crab

When your on the beach with a girl, you get your dick all sandy and stick it in her clam,hole

last night i was doing this and i asked her if she knew about the crusty crab, and then Bam! i gave here a serious crusty crab right into the clammed yam

by jm nsvdklGHN December 9, 2008

crusty crab

When a guy cums all over a girls pubes and the guy gives her crabs!

Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

crusty crab

a girl who fucked lots of guys and her crotch is now loose and crusty like form with lots of diseases in her crotch

That crusty crab was very aggressive last night and very easy to do her.

by African-Ox January 11, 2011

Crusty-Crab

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

crusty crab

to have sex with arcadio

to smash white girls hardcore, with crusty dick; crusty crab

by niggggggaaaaaa November 15, 2006

Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023