crusty bum 

the results of an uncleansed anal causing it to create a crust like flakiness and discoloured bum cheeks

get your crusty bum out of my face

crusty bum by beatrice & ingrid August 20, 2006

bum crusty 

someone who is a bum crusty

john is a bum crusty

bum crusty by sir bartholomew June 5, 2021

Crusty Bumpkin 

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

Crusty Bumpkin by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

Bum Crust 

Bum Crust is a wholesome, healthy, organic food supplied by a dealer. It's sacred and, if distributed fairly, could save world hunger. A single gram to have all the nutrition you need for 3 days! Unluckily many people are trying to steal it due to its value. Healthy bum crust usually takes about 2 years to mature, and stealing it beforehand could be detrimental to your health! It needs to be farmed using a special Crustinator at around 18 months and then left to ripen in the Crustation Facilities. But there is always the risk over over-maturing, consequently this removes the nutrients so, you are actually eating plain, hardened poo. To be safe on the matter, you can always contact your local dealer who shall point you in the right direction. At the moment we are still researching the full potential of the crust and it's not for the public to consume. But it could solve food problems in the future

Mano: Krithik, you got the bum Crust?
Krithik: Yes I do, but it's not for you to eat as of yet, it needs to ripen
Mano: KRITHIK I DEMAND YOUR CRUST NOW
Krithik: No Mano, we need to give it to other people, you can't eat it all!
Mano: Let me at your farms
Krithik: NOOOOOOOO *Screams and shouts* IT'S NOT RIPE, IT'S NOT HEALTHY, PLEASE WAIT A LITTLE LONGER BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY SUPPLY I'VE GOT!
Mano: KRITHIK I HAVENT EATEN IN 20 MINUTES, I NEED MY NUTRITION
*Mano clutches Krithiks bumcheeks and licks the bumhole and its surrounding crust

Bum Crust by =-O November 5, 2018

bum crust nibbler 

someone who nibbles on bum holes that are crusty. also a slang term for a gay boy

mikey: carl your a bum crust nibbler
carl : no ryan is a bum crust nibbler
ryan :no your both shirtlifters(gay boys)

bum crust nibbler by ryan tomo February 14, 2008

Bum Crust 

Efficacious remains after expelling dung from the anus, usually due to a lack of stripe swipe, but often due to ones neglect of erasing the mistake. Can lead to droopy drawers or bung prints.

This food tastes like BUM CRUST! Get it out of my face before I bung print all over you!

Bum Crust by Scahbonie October 13, 2003

crustycumsock66 

the best mf ever shes so funny i love her. my favorite person ever ever ever wow i love crustycumsock66 <33

A person: isn’t crustycumsock66 the best person

B person: fuck yeah the best ever

crustycumsock66 by div4ny duh <3 April 5, 2021