crusty box

An older woman, mostly one that is like 40-45 years old, that dresses like a whore, and thinks that she is very attractive, when really, she looks like a cheap prostitute.

dude, codys mom is such a crusty box!

crusty box by acdcrules July 20, 2008

crusty box

An older woman who is not attactive but thinks that she is.

I can not believe that fred thinks crusty box is fresh!

crusty box by bezel333 December 31, 2005

crusty vagina box

The crusty inside of the vagina used in slang as "crusty vagina box,"

"Dude! Tina has such a crusty vagina box!"

crusty vagina box by Eugene Watson December 24, 2008

crusty boxers 

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.

Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.

crusty boxers by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020

crustyboy 

A male, usually, who sleeps on cum stained sheets.

"Don't speak to that crustyboy"
'he stinks like a crustyboy"

crustyboy by Crustyboy January 10, 2005