crusty box

An older woman, mostly one that is like 40-45 years old, that dresses like a whore, and thinks that she is very attractive, when really, she looks like a cheap prostitute.

dude, codys mom is such a crusty box!

by acdcrules January 1, 2006

crusty box

An older woman who is not attactive but thinks that she is.

I can not believe that fred thinks crusty box is fresh!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

crusty vagina box

The crusty inside of the vagina used in slang as "crusty vagina box,"

"Dude! Tina has such a crusty vagina box!"

by Eugene Watson December 24, 2008