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a sack of testicles that havent been washed in a while and are starting to get crusty

sawyers testicles are a crusty bag

crusty bag by a.lil.bitch November 28, 2015

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crusty bag

a crusty bag is when a male puts his testicles in a large bowl of chocolate, waits for it to set and starts smacking it on the womans face so it starts to crack then anouther has too lick it off whilst its happening.

"hey, girls you want to come over and try my crusty bag?"

crusty bag by beccaneal May 11, 2016

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crusty bagpipe

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.

That bitch gave me a crusty bagpipe and she didn't even lick my balls off after.

crusty bagpipe by analangus December 5, 2017

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crusty baguette

When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.

Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.

crusty baguette by sima kram June 12, 2014

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Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then

Crust bag by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018

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Crustbag

Some one who is so rude and is Crusty that that are a douchbag

Chad, I'm done with you shit you Crustbag

Crustbag by ThatOneDudeNamedNick March 8, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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