crust creep

When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping

Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!

crust creep by penintheback December 13, 2010

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Creep crush

A crush on a creepy character from a movie

Just watched that movie 'dead man tell no tale' and I have a creep crush salazar

I think I have a new creep crush

Creep crush by Creepcrush2002 June 11, 2017

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Creeper Crush

a small crush developed for someone while creeping on them at a regular rate.
Usually occuring on Facebook or Tumblr

Lily: I was creeping on Robert's page for a few hours and I have a crush on him now

Jill: What do you have a creeper crush?

Creeper Crush by DurMcCully October 4, 2010

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Creepy crusty dusty old man

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!

Creepy crusty dusty old man by Human_person123 December 15, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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