crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 January 28, 2016

crush your nuts

What someone does to your manhood to dominate and feminize a man.

If I wanted to make you scream like a girl, I'd crush your nuts

My girl got so pissed, she crushed my nuts, now I don't dare talk back to her.

That guy crushed my nuts and anally raped me

by SamE84 July 5, 2008

Nut-Crush

When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.

i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.

she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.

you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.

by Demmy123456789 April 29, 2010

nut crush

A chick who you can't stop fucking, but would never be seen in public with. A woman who owns your soul until you bust a nut on her, then you want nothing more than to leave asap.

"Dude, I got a nut crush on that Bolivian assistant manager from the Taco Time. I feel sick, it's like going bareback with Star Jones"...

by Kevin M. Breunig August 17, 2007

Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.

"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"

by juicestinator June 25, 2021