crush fright 

Crush Fright is the fear of talking to your crush because you think that you will accidentally say something retarded and make your crush not want to be around you.

Me: *Making it obvious that I’m too scared to be around my crush*.
Friend: “What’s the matter?”
Me: “I have this thing called ‘Crush Fright’. It’s that feeling hat I get when I am around my crush but I can’t think of something smart to say.”

crush fright by Average Madhatter Potato January 11, 2018

Ball Flight Crush

Like a man crush , yet you have a crush on the way the golf ball flies off a players golf club face. Usually a pronounced right to left (draw) high ball flight makes one very jealous.

"Man..tough guy...calm down..we all know kenny perry's ball flight makes you hard! We know you have mad ball flight crush on him bro..now put on the suit!"

Ball Flight Crush by badback9 April 13, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012