The state of being completely annihilated from the effect of alcohol or another substance of the sort...usually ending up in saying phrases that are either completly incredible or something you would like to take back like it is your job...although in some rare cases you could drop it like it is hot... usually occuring at the best fucking college ever... for that refer to st. joes
"dude i told simone that she was hot last night".....DUDE!!! You must have been crunk to your dome piece
When you don't brush often enough so your dentist estimate is over $3000 and you ain't got insurance because you didn't think the $50/month was worth it.
Verb; The action in which a reasonably hot female that you haven'tseen for a while has since gained weight and become rather lardy
Person 1:"Who the fuck is that porker over there?"
Person 2:"Oh that's the girl you used to sit next to in math's class"
Person 1:"Thats her?! she used to be so sexy but now she's chunked out she's rather repulsive"
Person 2:"not that you ever had the chance you stupid fat virgin"
Person 1: :(
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'