crunchy brownie 

Brownies with so much weed its more weed than brownie

Yo diego just made some crunchy brownies, he's about fuck some people up

crunchy brownie by The big man down the lane December 4, 2019

Brownie Crunch 

noun. A sexual act involving the tasting and consumption of hardened feces in and around the anus. One partner takes a shit and refrains from wiping, causing the drying and hardening of the feces. Once the shit is crunchy, the other partner proceeds to toss the salad.

verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.

Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".

Last night I took a massive dump and forgot to wipe. After watching Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, I was ready to receive a brownie crunch.

I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.

Brownie Crunch by tptapt October 6, 2011

Cleveland Brownie Crunch

A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.

Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.

Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*

Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.

Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**

*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.

He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)

Cleveland Brownie Crunch by tptapt October 6, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008