crunchy brownie
crunchy brownie by The big man down the lane December 4, 2019
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Brownie Crunch
noun. A sexual act involving the tasting and consumption of hardened feces in and around the anus. One partner takes a shit and refrains from wiping, causing the drying and hardening of the feces. Once the shit is crunchy, the other partner proceeds to toss the salad.
verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.
Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".
verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.
Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".
Last night I took a massive dump and forgot to wipe. After watching Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, I was ready to receive a brownie crunch.
I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.
I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.
Brownie Crunch by tptapt October 6, 2011
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Cleveland Brownie Crunch
A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.
Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.
Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*
Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.
Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**
*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.
Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.
Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*
Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.
Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**
*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.
He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)
Cleveland Brownie Crunch by tptapt October 6, 2011
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