A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.
Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.
Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*
Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.
Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**
*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.
Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.
Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*
Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.
Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**
*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.
He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)
by tptapt October 6, 2011