crunchy ass 

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around

It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!

crunchy ass by Monique R February 22, 2009

Crunchy Ass Birdhouses 

When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses

"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"

Crunchy Ass Birdhouses by iswearimnotjustin July 8, 2020

crunchy ass nigga 

A weak ass motherfucker. Anyone one named Jay spits and Thee MG

You a crunchy ass nigga

crunchy ass nigga by Infinite Errection December 11, 2014

bite my crunchy brown ass 

1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3

Ginger Bread Man: Bite my crunchy brown ass!

bite my crunchy brown ass by TheBlobbyShow October 16, 2007

crunchy asshole 

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.

You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

crunchy asshole by angryelephant March 5, 2019

crunchy asshole 

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

crunchy asshole by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017

cronchy ass 

John prevadels ass is this

John, you have a cronchy ass.

cronchy ass by Cronchy February 11, 2018